Typing is hard with the kitty laying between me and the computer

Last night I had a dream that I lived with Britney Spears. The first thing I remember is trying to make Britney come outside and putting her black wig with hot pink highlights on her head for her. However since shed been living with me she wasnt doing much drugs and her real hair had been growing back and so she took it off. Then we went outside and were pals.


Then Dave Pear rode into the backyard (which was actually my parents backyard but I guess that was my house in portland) on his blue bike and tried to ride over the fence, some Britney groupie or dancer tried to jump the fence with him and fell and Dave caught her. She said she knew him from rehab and I was surprised cause as far as I know Daves never been to rehab. But they chatted for a bit. Then Jennifer came home but I only saw her for a bit, we talked about how cool it was to have Britney as a roommate, she wasnt bitchy, she was pretty clean and we were really bummed she had to go on tour Thursday and wed have to find a new roommate.


Then it was Britneys going away party. As it was getting started I found my dad and borrowed his cell phone (which was gigantic like cell phones in old movies) and tried to call Catherine to tell her that I was living with britney spears, Id been living with her for awhile, but thought it might be some psycho fake so I hadnt told anyone yet and I thought shed be excited. I think around then I woke up, I can remember a couple other parts about the going away party but like after real parties I can only remember fuzzy snapshots.